Those readers familiar with the old porno standby of satirizing mainstream movie titles to draw attention (The Breastford Wives, anyone?) will love Naked Movie, whose porn scenes are direct parodies of famous films. In “Miami Spice,” raven-haired hottie Tina goes undercover with the Spice boys and has to earn their loyalty by fucking one of them into a coma. Or at least, we think that’s the plot. This could have been a Postal Service employee training video, for all we know; Tina’s ass is what kept us on the edge of our seat. Watching it bounce up and down as she worked Faulderon’s cock with her mouth and pussy was more exciting than any car chase, shoot-out, or 20-minute warehouse fight could ever hope to be. Don’t believe us? Click that booty and check out the free photo gallery!
Jesus balls, has it really been over a month? Time flies when you’re eating, opening presents, eating, celebrating the new year, and getting horribly sick. Seems like everyone got the flu in their stockings this year, which is a bit of a harsh departure from coal, we thought. But thankfully, we’ve got much hotter, blacker stockings to stuff today - it’s high time we had some thick ebony tail on this blog, and Kayne fits the bill to a T. Or, should we say, an A. This girl’s fat butt had us making all sorts of New Year’s resolutions, and we could feel that ball drop all over again when she pulled her little skirt down to show us how much caboose her train was pulling. Of course, it being a Round and Brown joint, Kayne smeared baby oil all over that ass before invited some horse-cocked stud over for a little rumpee-pumpee, but we were in too much buttshock to really pay attention. Thankfully, there’s a free photo gallery to refresh our memories.
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