Holy Ass!

One might think that Hot Bush is all about full pubic thatches to the exclusion of everything else, but you’d be wrong. Sometimes they get chicks with full bushes AND hot asses, and Hether just happens to be one of those chicks. She also happens to be a smoking hot blonde who decided to start off her spring break in the gym, toning up for the beach. She also saw this as a great time to mack on her personal trainer, who she’s had the hots for, and vice versa, it seems. It’s not too long before he suggests a rigorous fucking instead of her usual treadmill/weights/elliptical routine. She agrees, and sucks his cock for a healthy dose of protein before straddling it and riding those pounds away! By the time they’re done, she’s burned off a lot of calories and he’s lost some fluids, right in her mouth!

Hether’s pumping something that isn’t iron!

Those readers familiar with the old porno standby of satirizing mainstream movie titles to draw attention (The Breastford Wives, anyone?) will love Naked Movie, whose porn scenes are direct parodies of famous films. In “Miami Spice,” raven-haired hottie Tina goes undercover with the Spice boys and has to earn their loyalty by fucking one of them into a coma. Or at least, we think that’s the plot. This could have been a Postal Service employee training video, for all we know; Tina’s ass is what kept us on the edge of our seat. Watching it bounce up and down as she worked Faulderon’s cock with her mouth and pussy was more exciting than any car chase, shoot-out, or 20-minute warehouse fight could ever hope to be. Don’t believe us? Click that booty and check out the free photo gallery!

Watch Tina spice it up!

Jesus balls, has it really been over a month? Time flies when you’re eating, opening presents, eating, celebrating the new year, and getting horribly sick. Seems like everyone got the flu in their stockings this year, which is a bit of a harsh departure from coal, we thought. But thankfully, we’ve got much hotter, blacker stockings to stuff today - it’s high time we had some thick ebony tail on this blog, and Kayne fits the bill to a T. Or, should we say, an A. This girl’s fat butt had us making all sorts of New Year’s resolutions, and we could feel that ball drop all over again when she pulled her little skirt down to show us how much caboose her train was pulling. Of course, it being a Round and Brown joint, Kayne smeared baby oil all over that ass before invited some horse-cocked stud over for a little rumpee-pumpee, but we were in too much buttshock to really pay attention. Thankfully, there’s a free photo gallery to refresh our memories.

Kayne is abel!…er, we mean “able.”

We’re hot for Asians lately, perhaps due to the awesome new sushi place down the street from us, but it’s hard to find one with enough meat in the seat to qualify - Asians are not the most bootylicious of people, you understand. However, there is an exception to every rule, and the latest one we’ve found is named Mya Luanna. In addition to having a top that don’t drop, she has a butt that don’t stop, and she puts it to good use when her boy toy comes around. In fact, she answers the door naked, and before you can say “banzai” she’s got his dick in her mouth. It somehow finds its way into her pussy and her aforementioned amazing ass, too. Asians who like it in the butt are even rarer than Asians with a butt to speak of, so we’re very lucky to have found Mya in such an accommodating mood. Check out her free movie gallery courtesy of Cum Fu.

Luanna stick it in Mya’s asshole?

We hadn’t heard anything from Pigtails Round Asses in a while, so imagine our surprise - and delight - when they sent us some shots of Erin, a hot blonde with a big bubble booty that she managed to pack into a tiny black g-string for us. After seeing so many skinny white girls on other sites, it’s refreshing to find one who not only has a fat ass, but who’s proud of it. And understandably so - we just want to grab two handfuls of that luscious thing and stick our faces in it. But she had other ideas, namely fucking the stud she was with until he could barely stand up, then sucking him off until he bricked right across her face, grabbing her pigtails like handlebars the whole time. Did we mention that we like Erin? We think you will, too.

Who wouldn’t like Erin? Just look at that ass!

Layla’s pale white, delicate ass definitely has us on our knees, begging please, just like the Eric Clapton song (the good acoustic version, not the terrible electric one). She looked like an elf; along with her pointy ears, she’s white enough to almost be transparent. We’ve never seen a complexion like hers. She’s got a rare sexual appetite too, throwing herself on this guy and throating his huge cock with ease. We love it when girls aren’t as innocent as they look, which is certainly the case with Layla, who loves having her tight asshole licked and even fingered - she took one up to the last knuckle while she was riding the guy’s cock, and we could hear her squeals of pleasure from the parking lot. She also loves doggy, and smiled when her boytoy pulled out and splodged all down her chin. Pure 18 caught the whole thing on film, too!

We gave Layla consolation, all right!

Where is Halia from? And how much are plane tickets there? Sheesh, that girl’s ass is something else. Not that we don’t produce some scrumptious bumcakes here in America, but there’s something about an import that gets the blood pumping. It’s like, if you drink PBR all the time, eventually you’ll want a Beck’s just to shake things up. And Halia definitely shakes things up, namely her amazing butt. Just look at it, for God’s sakes. Check out the free gallery from First Time Auditions (click the second picture) and watch as the guy she fucks uses that little tattoo as a target!

Raven Riley gets a lot of press for her natural tits, exotic Italian/Native American heritage, and her willingness to fuck in all kinds of crazy ways on camera. But sadly, her sweet ass often goes unnoticed. Well, that ends today! Seriously, just look at her booty busting out of that bikini. So round and full, like ripe fruit ready to be squeezed…and eaten. Or jizzed on, according to the movie gallery it links to; Raven sucks a guy off and then bends over for the banging of a lifetime, getting her pussy blown out like an old tire before the guy pulls out and glazes her beautiful butt! Click Raven’s ass to see the gallery, and click her name to check out a free tour of her website!

We’ve talked about the guys at In The VIP and how jealous of them we are. Seriously, they have the world’s best job, and there’s no better illustration of their many blessings than Alida. She’s the chick in the green dress with the smokin’ hot ass barely obscured by a tiny black g-string. We had to get specific because if we’d said “the girl with the amazing ass,” no one would have been able to pick her out. As it is, we imagine picking Alida out of the line-up of sweet bubble butts involved a little rock-paper-scissors action. Once they got her, the action took a much different, and much more gratifying, turn, because Alida can fuck and suck dick all night long. Don’t believe us? Click the link.

Alida’s an all night ride!

Hard-up for cash, this slutty little brunette will do whatever it takes to make green! Totally the girl next door type, but a total whore. I wish the guys over at Rookie Slut Search would send her my way!! I got some extra cash for that ass. But in all seriousness this ho i sreally up to the challenge, makes me think she’s a pro! If it wasnt for tight and perfectly pink pussy, I’d say she was a pro. So cum on into the Rookie Slut Search and see all these fine ho’s give it up for some loot!!

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