Holy Ass!

Tara has a strange eye for clothes - do people other than pornstars wear hot pink with fishnets? - but she’s got a huge ass that orbits itself like a binary star system when she walks. And while many white girls with big asses are shy about their gifts, Tara couldn’t wait to bounce hers around the studio and show it off for us. There isn’t really an astronomical metaphor for that, though, unless one pointed out how ass-tronomical Tara is. In any case, she has the same taste in men that she does in spiral galaxies - a big bulge. Two of them in this case, since she took on two black guys like a champ in this free gallery from Phat White Booty. Check it out, and feel free to make your own “black hole” joke. We’re not touching that one.

Click here for Tara’s crash course in ass-tronomy!

We never thought this little blog of ours would grant us insight into Tom Jones lyrics, but if we saw a girl like Delilah, we’d carry on much the same way. In fact, we did when she dropped by this morning. She’s a good sport, though; if she got tired of us quoting that song and cracking ourselves up, she didn’t show it. She had other cracks to attend to, anyway. Namely her own, which split her huge bubble butt into two soft, round cheeks, one of which has a very tempting lipstick print on it. But not for us, sadly enough; we had to send one of our boys in there to work her over with his tongue and his cock, both of which she enjoyed thoroughly. The best part was listening to her ass cheeks clap together when he fucked her in doggy. We could have rapped to that beat. Round Mound of Ass never described a girl this well before now.

My, my, my! Delilah!

Terri is one of Hot Rikki’s appropriately hot friends, with hair the color of ripening wheat and a tall, curvy body that most guys can’t take their eyes away from; only a select few get enough access to discover that she’s just as easy on their hands. Especially her ass - it’s as round and firm as a cantaloupe, and we’re told that it tastes as sweet, if not sweeter. Naturally, we didn’t get to sample for ourselves, because all she was contracted for was a posedown, but she felt bad for us and brought along one of her toys to put on a show. She made sure to get up on all fours and give us a great view of her lovely butt before rolling over on her back and getting right to work with the toy. It looked like she was jackhammering a pothole down there. See for yourself by clicking the link below.

Click here to watch Terri play!

Our girl Nadia will take you to the candy shop and, most likely, let you lick the lollipop, too. She wouldn’t be on Candy Black Ass if she wasn’t so obliging. She’s hot as a teakettle too, with soft curves and a big ass that she loves to shake. She knows what she’s got back there - hell, she can probably see it in her peripheral vision - and there’s nothing she likes more than showing it off for appreciative pervs like us. Well, almost nothing. She loves to suck cock and get fucked too, in that order. And it turns out she’s into chicks; we accidentally booked two girls for the same day, but as you’ll see, they worked around our miscalculation. In fact, we think they preferred it to working separately. Nadia got so turned on that she flat-out asked the guy to fuck her in that huge ass of hers. Did he? You’ll find out soon enough.

Click here to put some glaze on Nadia’s donut!

Becca is a fiery redhead who strutted into our studio the other day asking for a cream pie. We told her to try the bakery down the street, but then we figured out what she was really asking for. She was halfway out the door when we told her we’d be more than happy to oblige her, and luckily she came back in. She then told us that, before anything else, she wanted to show off her ass a little bit. She’s very proud of it, you see. And we can understand why; she filled out those white panties like a job application, and we accepted it without references. She even let us spank it a little bit before she stripped down the rest of the way and, speaking of filling things, told us to get cracking. So my buddy dropped trou and…well, we’re not gonna show you that part; you’ll have to sign up with Just Creampie to get that. But the free gallery of Becca shaking her booty is all yours.

Click here to see what her momma gave her!

If the adult entertainment industry is a meat market (and it basically is), then girls like Chrissy and Jamie are the prime rib. They strolled onto our set arm-in-arm like college sweethearts and always had to be touching. So it was only natural to get them undressed and let things take their own course. Turned out to be the best idea we’d had all day; along with being sweet, these girls had asses like you would not believe. They gave each other a lot of spankings and even let us take a swing at their beautiful butts before their man came into the picture. He took them both on and they shared his cock between their mouths - from the looks of things, each of them could suck Lincoln’s face off a penny. Perhaps that’s why it only took a few minutes for their boy to detonate a big, sticky jizzbomb in their faces. We hope to see Chrissy and Jamie again soon, and I personally invite them to Share My Cock any day.

Click here to see what we mean!

God only knows who “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough” was really directed towards, but that song definitely struck a chord with Kristina Rose, because she kept moaning out the chorus as her friend nailed her from behind. “Keep on with the force, don’t stop” never sounded hotter. It’s hard to get enough of Kristina though; she’s almost too much to take in all at once. Especially her ass. She’s got a butt like a keg, in that we’d love to tap it. Sadly, all we could do was watch as her buddy took care of that for us, thrusting in and out of her like a piston and spanking that luscious ass all the while. When he finally busted a fat loaf in her mouth, she turned and smiled at us as the cum trickled down her chin. Sometimes life just isn’t fair. But Big Mouthfuls does what it can to ease the pain.

Click here to see Kristina in full bloom!

Good lord, would you check out Tyra! She must buy her panties from NASA, because her butt is out of this world. And as Jag says, “the most important thing is a sexy sexy butt.” Trust us, it’s unwise to cross Jag on matters like this. Good thing Tyra wasn’t planning to; she’s too busy sucking her friend’s big cock to disagree with educated opinions. Girl knows how to suck dick, too. If it was a trailer hitch, she’d have stripped the chrome right off it. And if he thought her mouth was tight, we can only imagine how he reacted to her pussy. Her firm, round ass cheeks squeeze that thing nearly shut, but he pays it forward and pounds it right back open again, before squeezing out a few things on her face. Just another day at the Teeny Bopper Club.

Click here to see Tyra take him on that donkey ride!

If LL Cool J ever rewrites “Big Ole Butt,” he’d be a fool not to replace every other girl’s name with Jeni. This European hottie is a small package tied up with big bow, if you catch our drift. But if she wants to negotiate the rent for Mike’s Apartment, she’s gonna have to let the landlord unwrap it. Not only is she cool with this, she helps him out by stripping down to her tiny white thong and giving him a little wiggle; as we all know from being little kids at Christmastime, every package needs a good shake. Once Jeni drops her thong, she drops onto the lucky guy’s face for a hot 69 before rolling over on her back for something that doesn’t take a number - a good, hard fuck. And once he flips her over onto her stomach, it’s only a matter of time before her ass bouncing in his face gives him an idea. Unsavory as rent control may be in a shaky real estate market, it’s worth it for a chance to step through Jeni’s backdoor. He almost loses it when she agrees, and does lose it a few minutes later all over her ass cheeks.

Click here to see Jeni explore her options, and orifices!

Laura is an innocent coed, new to college and living away from home for the first time. So naturally, she’s going to rebel a little bit, which is girl code for her spending more time out of her clothes than in them. Just look at that gorgeous ass. She’s been hiding it from the world for years, but now it’s time for her round, pink butt’s long-awaited debut. Even though all she does here is toss her clothes off and roll around on her freshly-made bed, she’s just waiting for classes to start so she can get into a frat party and watch all the guys go crazy when she has one too many and starts stripping. Then she’ll pick one and drag him off somewhere private so he can pound her tight asshole like a veal cutlet. She’s wanted it for a long, long time, and she’s tired of waiting. And after seeing this free gallery from Slut University, so are we.

Click here to see Laura’s wild side!