Holy Ass!

We’ve talked about the guys at In The VIP and how jealous of them we are. Seriously, they have the world’s best job, and there’s no better illustration of their many blessings than Alida. She’s the chick in the green dress with the smokin’ hot ass barely obscured by a tiny black g-string. We had to get specific because if we’d said “the girl with the amazing ass,” no one would have been able to pick her out. As it is, we imagine picking Alida out of the line-up of sweet bubble butts involved a little rock-paper-scissors action. Once they got her, the action took a much different, and much more gratifying, turn, because Alida can fuck and suck dick all night long. Don’t believe us? Click the link.

Alida’s an all night ride!

Rachel is 18 and has her own website, appropriately titled Rachel 18. She loves hanging out online and showing off her delicious young body to anyone who wants to look at it. But all that posing and cringing at creepy fan mail is a strain on the back, so she invited one of her friends over to give her a rub down. Her friend suggested that Rachel strip down to her cute satin panties for the massage, and we’re sure she had a good reason for making this request, but it wouldn’t have mattered because Rachel would have done that anyway. Her masseuse did the same, and did her best to relieve Rachel’s tension. But then she reached Rachel’s cute little ass and, after some hands-on consideration, decided that it was tense, too. And tight. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Just check out the photo gallery and see what happens.

Rachel gets rubbed out!

We’ve never heard of Lucy Summers before we saw these pictures of her today, but godDAMN do we feel stupid for not making her acquaintance way earlier. Just look at that unbelievable booty!It’s a perfect little bubble, pushed out as if to say “come on, grab it. Squeeze it. You know you want to.” And we certainly do, especially when we see what she’s hiding under those daisy dukes. Words can’t do her ass justice, so we’re doubling up on pictures for her - the first one takes you to a photo gallery of her, and the second one takes you to her website! Have fun!

here's the gallery link!

here's the link to her homepage!

And we’re back from vacation! We had to get away - receiving daily photos of beautiful women with amazing asses doing all manner of sexy things is hard work, it really is. But the temp did a fine job of updating. He sure likes Asian chicks, huh?  Anyway, now that we’re back, we have to check in with the boss, which is a daunting prospect when she’s a firecracker like Charisma. She’s part of a new generation of office management who shuns a pantsuit for her birthday suit, and doesn’t ream her employees out when they do something wrong. Rather, she expects the opposite, especially if they’re guys with big hard cocks. She loves hearing her big ass cheeks clap together while some big stud fucks her from behind, and she’s more than happy to suck a little dick if it improves workplace morale. Charisma’s pretty much the greatest boss ever, and she’s got plenty of friends over at Big Tits Boss.

Charisma doesn’t believe in dress codes!

I’ve seen burials at sea but I’d like to be buried in that ass. You ever see a thick thighed asian ass like this, good god. Lilly is more than happy to sit on your face tell you “I love you long time”! Boy will she ever. This rough riding Korean will pound your cock into mush with her phat ass. What a way to go. Lilly loves the cock so much she found a house that was mere blocks from a frat house full of horny cocks, just so she’d never be without. Lucky guys!! But if your unfortunate enough to not be on that block, then swing on over to Asian Hunnies and check out this cock hungry slut!!

Now I’ve seen more than my fare Share of Phat Asses but this one takes the whole cake!! This Phat Assed Slut takes on a monster 13″ cock in every or orifice and still wants more! She (Who can remember her name with that ass in your face) starts off Gobbling his huge cock balls and all, while he’s getting her tight pussy and asshole sopping wet!!…I damn near bricked my shorts from the intensity of the foreplay!!
But he wastes no time and Plunges right in… Meanwhile she’s moaning and screaming as he stretches her pussy inch by throbbing inch and lovin every minute of it!!
Sexy Round Asses is full of just that.. the Phatest, Juciest Asses on the net!!!!! Well done and I’m certain you’ll wanna cum back for more, I know i will!!

So cum on in, What are you waiting for??

Kim is easily the most voluptuous Asian girl we’ve ever seen. Most of the time Asian chicks are kind of boyish and petite (unless they’ve had work done), but Kim has more dangerous curves than the Blue Ridge Parkway, with a better view to boot. She’s also got a big bouncy ass that’s got just enough padding to be fun, but not enough to be fat. Just the way we like ‘em. She also likes to go skinny dipping, because the minute she saw the pool she started peeling out of what she was wearing, which wasn’t much to begin with. But she never got a chance to swim - the only thing that got dipped today was our boy’s cock in her tight pussy, and the only laps she got to do involved her mouth on his balls. We hope Asian Hunnies has more girls like Kim, because we can’t get enough of them!

We hope Kim brought her own towel!

Man, just look at the ass on Kyla Cole. Round and firm, and just enough of a bubble to cushion a good, hard spanking. It almost brings us to tears, it really does. Kyla had told us that we weren’t man enough for a sweet ass like hers, but we didn’t feel too bad about it when she showed up with a girl and started making out with her as soon as the door slammed shut. Her friend had a nice round butt too, but not quite up to Kyla’s standards. Kyla seemed to enjoy it though, licking and kissing all over it as they stripped down to nothing and let their tongues and fingers go everywhere. If we started more days off like this, we could sell our coffee machine. The whole sordid affair was uploaded to Kyla’s website, but we’ve got a free gallery linked below.

Kyla kissed a girl and she liked it, she liked it! 

Mya Diamond doesn’t sound like she’s from Europe, but she is. We forget the exact country - being too busy staring at her ass and all - but we’re pretty sure it’s one of those random former Soviet satellites where the economy is permanently set to “lackluster.” But desperate poverty creates super-hot women, if Mya is any indication, so we told her to come on by for a photo session. The first things we noticed about her were her two shapely legs ending in a delicious ass; evenly tan, round, and smooth like an apple. We definitely wanted to take a bite out of it, and wouldn’t have objected to putting one of our worms in there, either. Sadly, all we could do was watch as she peeled up out of her little black thong and fucked herself silly with a gold vibrator. Thankfully, she does way more than that on her website, Mya Diamond.com.

Diamonds are our best friends, too! 

We never thought this little blog of ours would grant us insight into Tom Jones lyrics, but if we saw a girl like Delilah, we’d carry on much the same way. In fact, we did when she dropped by this morning. She’s a good sport, though; if she got tired of us quoting that song and cracking ourselves up, she didn’t show it. She had other cracks to attend to, anyway. Namely her own, which split her huge bubble butt into two soft, round cheeks, one of which has a very tempting lipstick print on it. But not for us, sadly enough; we had to send one of our boys in there to work her over with his tongue and his cock, both of which she enjoyed thoroughly. The best part was listening to her ass cheeks clap together when he fucked her in doggy. We could have rapped to that beat. Round Mound of Ass never described a girl this well before now.

My, my, my! Delilah!