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Vicky Loves Dogs Of All Kinds

admin — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:34:00 +0000

Young 19 Yr Old Vicky loves to exercise so much she became a professional dog walker!!! Apparently she has a taste for bones too. When we found her walking a pack of dogs, we never imagined she’d be down for something like This!! Low and behold, though a little hesitant and shy, once the clothes came off, so did her inhibitions!! This hot and horny bitch was just waiting for the right oportunity.. Guess i’m gonna have to get a dog and a walker for myself!!! The guys and gals over at Rookie Slut Search have really outdone themselves with this site!! And I can’t believe they’re giving away all these free pics!!! But once I was inside, I realized that’s not even close to the amount of raw porn they have in stock for us!!! I’m so fukin happy I joined Rookie Slut Search that I just had to post this for the rest of you guys!!

Every Which Way But Loose

admin — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:43:21 +0000

Now I’ve seen more than my fare Share of Phat Asses but this one takes the whole cake!! This Phat Assed Slut takes on a monster 13″ cock in every or orifice and still wants more! She (Who can remember her name with that ass in your face) starts off Gobbling his huge cock balls and all, while he’s getting her tight pussy and asshole sopping wet!!…I damn near bricked my shorts from the intensity of the foreplay!!
But he wastes no time and Plunges right in… Meanwhile she’s moaning and screaming as he stretches her pussy inch by throbbing inch and lovin every minute of it!!
Sexy Round Asses is full of just that.. the Phatest, Juciest Asses on the net!!!!! Well done and I’m certain you’ll wanna cum back for more, I know i will!!

So cum on in, What are you waiting for??

Nothing is Kimpossible

admin — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:49:23 +0000

Kim is easily the most voluptuous Asian girl we’ve ever seen. Most of the time Asian chicks are kind of boyish and petite (unless they’ve had work done), but Kim has more dangerous curves than the Blue Ridge Parkway, with a better view to boot. She’s also got a big bouncy ass that’s got just enough padding to be fun, but not enough to be fat. Just the way we like ‘em. She also likes to go skinny dipping, because the minute she saw the pool she started peeling out of what she was wearing, which wasn’t much to begin with. But she never got a chance to swim - the only thing that got dipped today was our boy’s cock in her tight pussy, and the only laps she got to do involved her mouth on his balls. We hope Asian Hunnies has more girls like Kim, because we can’t get enough of them!

We hope Kim brought her own towel!

Paola’s titty transaction

admin — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:07:06 +0000

We haven’t seen any hot Latina girls on this blog for too long, so we decided to treat ourselves (and by extension, you) to Paola, a spicy piece of ass from somewhere in South America. To judge by her toned, round ass, we’re guessing she’s Brazilian, but you never know. Incredible bodies and smooth firm butts, much like political instability and widespread poverty, are as natural as breathing on that side of the Equator. And she knows how to work it, too; she puts on quite a show for the guys at 8th Street Latinas before picking one of them out and fucking him - and herself - silly. She’s as good with her throat as she is with her ass, taking his cock so far down her gullet we thought we saw it throbbing under her solar plexus. And she’s even better with her pussy. We talked to the guy (once his brains had settled) after she was done with him and he said Paola had a tighter grip than Danny Hodge. God, we hope she comes back.

Ola, Paola!

Tarah; the “h” stands for “hot”

admin — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:14:37 +0000

Tarah (pronounced with a long “a”) did something we were sure was impossible - she managed to get us going without even getting completely naked. We were skeptical about her at first, because Hips And Thongs (the website she’s affiliated with) is a softcore fetish website mostly focusing on whale tail, i.e. high rise thongs in low rise jeans. We’re used to something a little more, er, involved than that. But the minute we saw Tarah’s cute little elf face and boyish haircut, we entertained the possibility that we could be surprised. And were we ever. She has one of the cutest lily-white asses we’ve seen yet; it grips that thong so tight you almost can’t see it, and just begs to be spanked, licked, and fucked. We just want her to bend over so we can dive into it face first, which you’ll understand once you see the rest of her free gallery.

Tarah was also nice enough to show us her pussy!

Kyla Cole’s lesbian lickfest

admin — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:53:03 +0000

Man, just look at the ass on Kyla Cole. Round and firm, and just enough of a bubble to cushion a good, hard spanking. It almost brings us to tears, it really does. Kyla had told us that we weren’t man enough for a sweet ass like hers, but we didn’t feel too bad about it when she showed up with a girl and started making out with her as soon as the door slammed shut. Her friend had a nice round butt too, but not quite up to Kyla’s standards. Kyla seemed to enjoy it though, licking and kissing all over it as they stripped down to nothing and let their tongues and fingers go everywhere. If we started more days off like this, we could sell our coffee machine. The whole sordid affair was uploaded to Kyla’s website, but we’ve got a free gallery linked below.

Kyla kissed a girl and she liked it, she liked it!

Mya Diamond’s 24-karat ass

admin — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:47:38 +0000

Mya Diamond doesn’t sound like she’s from Europe, but she is. We forget the exact country - being too busy staring at her ass and all - but we’re pretty sure it’s one of those random former Soviet satellites where the economy is permanently set to “lackluster.” But desperate poverty creates super-hot women, if Mya is any indication, so we told her to come on by for a photo session. The first things we noticed about her were her two shapely legs ending in a delicious ass; evenly tan, round, and smooth like an apple. We definitely wanted to take a bite out of it, and wouldn’t have objected to putting one of our worms in there, either. Sadly, all we could do was watch as she peeled up out of her little black thong and fucked herself silly with a gold vibrator. Thankfully, she does way more than that on her website, Mya Diamond.com.

Diamonds are our best friends, too!

Tara’s ass is out of this world

admin — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:20:48 +0000

Tara has a strange eye for clothes - do people other than pornstars wear hot pink with fishnets? - but she’s got a huge ass that orbits itself like a binary star system when she walks. And while many white girls with big asses are shy about their gifts, Tara couldn’t wait to bounce hers around the studio and show it off for us. There isn’t really an astronomical metaphor for that, though, unless one pointed out how ass-tronomical Tara is. In any case, she has the same taste in men that she does in spiral galaxies - a big bulge. Two of them in this case, since she took on two black guys like a champ in this free gallery from Phat White Booty. Check it out, and feel free to make your own “black hole” joke. We’re not touching that one.

Click here for Tara’s crash course in ass-tronomy!

Delilah probably hates Tom Jones now

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:47:44 +0000

We never thought this little blog of ours would grant us insight into Tom Jones lyrics, but if we saw a girl like Delilah, we’d carry on much the same way. In fact, we did when she dropped by this morning. She’s a good sport, though; if she got tired of us quoting that song and cracking ourselves up, she didn’t show it. She had other cracks to attend to, anyway. Namely her own, which split her huge bubble butt into two soft, round cheeks, one of which has a very tempting lipstick print on it. But not for us, sadly enough; we had to send one of our boys in there to work her over with his tongue and his cock, both of which she enjoyed thoroughly. The best part was listening to her ass cheeks clap together when he fucked her in doggy. We could have rapped to that beat. Round Mound of Ass never described a girl this well before now.

My, my, my! Delilah!

Terri’s fruity booty

admin — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:32:33 +0000

Terri is one of Hot Rikki’s appropriately hot friends, with hair the color of ripening wheat and a tall, curvy body that most guys can’t take their eyes away from; only a select few get enough access to discover that she’s just as easy on their hands. Especially her ass - it’s as round and firm as a cantaloupe, and we’re told that it tastes as sweet, if not sweeter. Naturally, we didn’t get to sample for ourselves, because all she was contracted for was a posedown, but she felt bad for us and brought along one of her toys to put on a show. She made sure to get up on all fours and give us a great view of her lovely butt before rolling over on her back and getting right to work with the toy. It looked like she was jackhammering a pothole down there. See for yourself by clicking the link below.

Click here to watch Terri play!