Holy Ass!

Mya Diamond doesn’t sound like she’s from Europe, but she is. We forget the exact country - being too busy staring at her ass and all - but we’re pretty sure it’s one of those random former Soviet satellites where the economy is permanently set to “lackluster.” But desperate poverty creates super-hot women, if Mya is any indication, so we told her to come on by for a photo session. The first things we noticed about her were her two shapely legs ending in a delicious ass; evenly tan, round, and smooth like an apple. We definitely wanted to take a bite out of it, and wouldn’t have objected to putting one of our worms in there, either. Sadly, all we could do was watch as she peeled up out of her little black thong and fucked herself silly with a gold vibrator. Thankfully, she does way more than that on her website, Mya Diamond.com.

Diamonds are our best friends, too!