Jesus, is it seriously almost April? Time flies when you’re staring at hot ass all day. That said, allow us to usher in the new month with some quality tail; Megan Summers is ready for spring, if those daisy dukes are any indication. Actually, they’re more like daisy cutters given how high they’re riding up. She’s letting those round cheeks out to play, and she can’t spread her legs without her pussy lips peeking out from the sides of her tight little shorts. Of course, she splays her legs open anyway and gives the camera a breathtaking view of her naughty bits, making sure to arch her back and push her tight tush out. Don’t you just want to reach out and spank it? Or better yet, rip those shorts off and assfuck her until she screams? Yeah, so do we. But in the meantime, here’s a free photo gallery of Megan’s delicious ass.
One might think that Hot Bush is all about full pubic thatches to the exclusion of everything else, but you’d be wrong. Sometimes they get chicks with full bushes AND hot asses, and Hether just happens to be one of those chicks. She also happens to be a smoking hot blonde who decided to start off her spring break in the gym, toning up for the beach. She also saw this as a great time to mack on her personal trainer, who she’s had the hots for, and vice versa, it seems. It’s not too long before he suggests a rigorous fucking instead of her usual treadmill/weights/elliptical routine. She agrees, and sucks his cock for a healthy dose of protein before straddling it and riding those pounds away! By the time they’re done, she’s burned off a lot of calories and he’s lost some fluids, right in her mouth!
Twistys describes Veronika Symon as a “blondie with a pink pussy,” which is true, but it doesn’t do justice to how smoking hot she really is. Few things do, although the Ying Yang Twins might as well have been talking to her with lines like “I spent my money while you’re popping that front and bouncing that ass.” I mean, just look at it peeking out from behind that short white dress - you can see just a hint of thong and butt cheeks, but that’s more than enough to make you want to see Veronika drop that nugget down to the floor. Thankfully, you’ll get to see her do that - and shove a fat dildo up her cooze - in the free gallery linked below! Enjoy!
Symon says take it to the front while you’re shaking your back!
Like that pun in the headline there? …yeah, we’re ashamed of it too. But Ashley is worth the corny wordplay - she’s a hot blonde cheerleader who’s relaxing in her locker room after practice. What makes Ashley more special than other cheerleaders is twofold; the girl’s got tits from Heaven and one hell of a tight little pink ass. She gave the photographer a good long stare at it when she peeled off those white cheer uniform panties - as you can see from the picture, he got up close and personal with her peaches. Lucky bastard. We’d say we could think of hundreds of things to do to that ass, but honestly we’re only concentrating on one - fucking it raw. And hey, maybe someone already beat us to it over at Cheer Girls.
Those readers familiar with the old porno standby of satirizing mainstream movie titles to draw attention (The Breastford Wives, anyone?) will love Naked Movie, whose porn scenes are direct parodies of famous films. In “Miami Spice,” raven-haired hottie Tina goes undercover with the Spice boys and has to earn their loyalty by fucking one of them into a coma. Or at least, we think that’s the plot. This could have been a Postal Service employee training video, for all we know; Tina’s ass is what kept us on the edge of our seat. Watching it bounce up and down as she worked Faulderon’s cock with her mouth and pussy was more exciting than any car chase, shoot-out, or 20-minute warehouse fight could ever hope to be. Don’t believe us? Click that booty and check out the free photo gallery!
Jesus balls, has it really been over a month? Time flies when you’re eating, opening presents, eating, celebrating the new year, and getting horribly sick. Seems like everyone got the flu in their stockings this year, which is a bit of a harsh departure from coal, we thought. But thankfully, we’ve got much hotter, blacker stockings to stuff today - it’s high time we had some thick ebony tail on this blog, and Kayne fits the bill to a T. Or, should we say, an A. This girl’s fat butt had us making all sorts of New Year’s resolutions, and we could feel that ball drop all over again when she pulled her little skirt down to show us how much caboose her train was pulling. Of course, it being a Round and Brown joint, Kayne smeared baby oil all over that ass before invited some horse-cocked stud over for a little rumpee-pumpee, but we were in too much buttshock to really pay attention. Thankfully, there’s a free photo gallery to refresh our memories.
The holiday season is fast approaching, and it’s in that spirit of gift-giving that Nicole Graves sent us a free photo gallery from her website. Remind us to include it in the list of things we’re thankful for next Thursday, because Nicole is one of the hottest young things in porn right now, and her ass is one of the primary reasons for that. We can’t keep our eyes off that beautiful butt, and we were surprised that we could keep our hands off it - she might as well be naked in that tiny black thong pictured above. Thankfully, she gets legit naked and sucks long and hard on a ribbed pink dildo before she uses it to stuff herself like a turkey, her buttcheeks bouncing up and down as she rides that dong. We could watch that all day. We’re sure you’ll agree, but click the link and see for yourself.
We’re hot for Asians lately, perhaps due to the awesome new sushi place down the street from us, but it’s hard to find one with enough meat in the seat to qualify - Asians are not the most bootylicious of people, you understand. However, there is an exception to every rule, and the latest one we’ve found is named Mya Luanna. In addition to having a top that don’t drop, she has a butt that don’t stop, and she puts it to good use when her boy toy comes around. In fact, she answers the door naked, and before you can say “banzai” she’s got his dick in her mouth. It somehow finds its way into her pussy and her aforementioned amazing ass, too. Asians who like it in the butt are even rarer than Asians with a butt to speak of, so we’re very lucky to have found Mya in such an accommodating mood. Check out her free movie gallery courtesy of Cum Fu.
Wow, does Molly (of Molly’s Life) have a delicious ass or what? For a little blonde white girl, she’s got a bubble booty that would make a black guy look twice (and probably get smacked by his girlfriend for it, but it would be so worth it). She’s also a raging horny lesbian who loves to bring her girlfriends home and fuck them silly, and because she lives someplace that autumn hasn’t found yet, she and one of her hot fuckbuddies spent the day playing in the pool before going home to shower and play with each other! Just take a look at these asses!
Here’s a closer look; click this picture to see the free photo gallery:
We hadn’t heard anything from Pigtails Round Asses in a while, so imagine our surprise - and delight - when they sent us some shots of Erin, a hot blonde with a big bubble booty that she managed to pack into a tiny black g-string for us. After seeing so many skinny white girls on other sites, it’s refreshing to find one who not only has a fat ass, but who’s proud of it. And understandably so - we just want to grab two handfuls of that luscious thing and stick our faces in it. But she had other ideas, namely fucking the stud she was with until he could barely stand up, then sucking him off until he bricked right across her face, grabbing her pigtails like handlebars the whole time. Did we mention that we like Erin? We think you will, too.


